Two hours after a collision with confirmed deaths and they were still calling it “mechanical difficulties”, the lying sacks of excrement.

Feeling moved to do my part in helping Metro track suspicious behavior, I immediately called and told them about the people I just saw actually moving to the center of the car.

God, I wish that when those BART officers started getting rough, that everybody on the train had surrounded them, at a reasonable distance, with a phalanx of cell phone cameras.

When I pay under two bucks for gas now, I feel like I should leave an extra large tip or something.

See, the Redskins are the one unifying factor in the District — the one thing that can get the Capitol Hill suits gregariously chit-chatting with the security guards. For a DC native to go against that — man, what ARE they trying to prove? They seem to pop up quite often though. Just being different. Going their own way. Their folks zig, these bamas zag.