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	<title>Nate On The Mic</title>
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		<title>In memoriam for that celebrity that died</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sorry you lost your lives, celebrities -- I'm pretty sure you were fond of them. Still, with your current selves out of the way, we can now focus on remembering your heyday. Before we were forced to listen to those unfortunate details of your lives.]]></description>
		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=673</link>
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		<title>Wrath at endemic Metro euphemism</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two hours after a collision with confirmed deaths and they were still calling it "mechanical difficulties", the lying sacks of excrement.]]></description>
		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=672</link>
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		<title>Torture FAIL</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In this post, Dan Froomkin deftly reduces these Inquisition-era pro-torture arguments to a quivering bowl of jelly -- with proper framing, reason, and facts -- no "tortured logic" required.]]></description>
		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=671</link>
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		<title>Suspicious Metro incident</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Feeling moved to do my part in helping Metro track suspicious behavior, I immediately called and told them about the people I just saw actually moving to the center of the car.]]></description>
		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=670</link>
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		<title>Excellent economic cadavers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The economic royalists will never catch the pitchfork in the 2K9...]]></description>
		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=669</link>
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		<title>Chevy sucks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Howie Long's "Ford drivers are effeminate pansies" is enough to make someone who has never cared one bit about this conflict go out and buy a "Calvin pissing on Chevy" sticker for a Honda!]]></description>
		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=668</link>
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		<title>Check the &#8220;Presidential Election Campaign Fund&#8221; box on your taxes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Seems worth a shot. Doesn't cost you anything.]]></description>
		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=667</link>
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		<title>Hustlin&#8217; backwards</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hustlin' backwards means that I'm actually thrilled that finally this year I get a "refund" from my money, my overpaid taxes.]]></description>
		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=665</link>
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		<title>I still love H.E.R. (part 2)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Lauryn Hill forever, I don't care how many babies she has.]]></description>
		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=666</link>
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		<title>Laundry limbo</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have become certain there is a little mouse who wears gloves and a parka and sneaks into my laundry room to steal only the socks.]]></description>
		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=664</link>
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		<title>Bush&#8217;s last jabs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sheesh, the peaceful equanimity Bush showed when looking down the barrel of a shoe was totally out the window in that crazy, finger-jabbing press conference yesterday.]]></description>
		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=663</link>
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		<title>Sneetch story</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Who among us doesn't think those star-bellied sneetches are a bunch of snoots-in-the-air big dummies?]]></description>
		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=662</link>
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		<title>All this hay</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The true legacy of Bush's so-called "war on terror" is trying to find a needle in a haystack by adding hay.]]></description>
		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=661</link>
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		<title>Citizens on patrol</title>
		<description><![CDATA[God, I wish that when those BART officers started getting rough, that everybody on the train had surrounded them, at a reasonable distance, with a phalanx of cell phone cameras.]]></description>
		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=660</link>
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		<title>Pizza Hut wizards&#8217; latest</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Forget the "Natural Pizza." Put that effort into finding a way to cram more cheese density per square inch of pizza.]]></description>
		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=659</link>
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		<title>Meta post &#8212; the shoe heard round the world</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When I first heard about the Bush shoe story, like many others I put finger to iphone and started running through my thoughts and jokes about this odd incident. At first I thought the material was good, and I should post it right away before everyone took all the jokes.]]></description>
		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=658</link>
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		<title>Top 3 things on which I agree with Bush</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Most people know I am no fan of bush (i mean the president of course, I am a huge fan of foliage). But I agree with the man on at least three things.]]></description>
		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=657</link>
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		<title>Cute happenings &#8212; the salad</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Daddy, can I have more salad?&#8221;
Alright! That&#8217;s it for me. Goodnight everybody!
I&#8217;m tempted to leave on a high note as a parent. Even if he was back to begging for treats later.
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		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=656</link>
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		<title>All-purpose joke for 2009</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Anytime you see something amiss, simply say, "Wow, I knew the economy was bad, but damn."]]></description>
		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=655</link>
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		<title>Words from the Genius</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I am not a drinker at all, but I must say I fully agree with the Genius/Gza's statement on whether one should take hard liquor on ice.
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		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=654</link>
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		<title>Brushing my teeth at work</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sorry to be crass (though I am by nature, so how sorry do you think I am, really?), but the real reason I don't brush my teeth often at work is because I don't want to risk brushing my teeth a few feet away from a stall.]]></description>
		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=653</link>
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		<title>Conditioned to pay $4 a gallon for gas</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When I pay under two bucks for gas now, I feel like I should leave an extra large tip or something.]]></description>
		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=652</link>
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		<title>Cute happenings &#8212; special request</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My son seized the opportunity to make a precise request for the manner in which he would like to take his wake up, instead of the normal "rise and shine". The clarity with which he answered made me wonder if he just been waiting for me to ask the question.]]></description>
		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=651</link>
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		<title>Ol&#8217; Dirty live in Amsterdam</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The length of the copy I have is 37:18, and begins with Buddah Monk saying, "The Ol' Dirt Dog is here!", followed by a minute of ODB talking about how he has the 24-hour flu and is so sick that he probably shouldn't be doing a show.]]></description>
		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=650</link>
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		<title>Crazy stuff I tell my son</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some adults told me some crazy stuff when I was a kid. I can't resist passing some of it along. So I tell my son that if he doesn't clean his ears, potatoes will grow from the dirt.]]></description>
		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=649</link>
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		<title>ISO Tanya Morgan</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So much free, good Tanya Morgan material available on Donwill's discography page. Plus links to buy some more, which I highly recommend you do, immediately.

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		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=648</link>
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		<title>Warren Buffet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[if there was ever a leader who'd have a chance at inspiring blind faith, its Warren Buffet. I'm not saying that is sensible, I'm just saying that for years I've heard Warren Buffet praised in all political and apolitical circles, by everyone from the so-called "latte-sippers" to the PBR-sippers. I'm serious. I've literally heard him praised by folks between sips of overpriced coffee and by others between chugs of cheap beer.]]></description>
		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=647</link>
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		<title>How to catch a fly ball</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Nate's philosophy on outfielding (and a lot of other things, actually): 1. Put yourself in a position where you have a fair chance to catch the ball. 2. Catch the ball.
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		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=646</link>
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		<title>McCain&#8217;s town hall grudge</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Forget "The View". It is time for the candidates to book time with Dr. Phil.]]></description>
		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=644</link>
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		<title>Wacky super-collider scientists</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I hope someone vetted this dude to find out if he thinks the destruction of the Earth is something he considers "interesting".]]></description>
		<link>http://hiphopmic.com/onthemic/?p=642</link>
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