Here is a ridiculously outdated article I wrote to shed some light on map Web sites six years ago. What’s sad is I think Mapquest has gotten worse since I wrote this.

Top Of The Mark’s view and hundred martini menu was great, but I think it was the most soporific place I have ever been. In addition to the fact that it was 10 PM and I was still on Eastern Standard Time, the joint featured improbably dim lights, ridiculously mellow lounge jazz, and strong-ass drinks. Plus the rain was *yawn* hypnotically tapping on the *yawn* 360 degrees of huge windows overlooking a city that seemed really calm from 19 *yawn* floors up.

I was looking at my notes on a Microsoft Project printout from a meeting yesterday. One scrawl says “No risk ass.”

I do not understand why people laugh at babies for concentrating so hard on pooping.

A tad bit of evil eye contact…