The main thing Bobby Brown’s reality show has to offer the word is a new slang phase from high-ass Whitney.

I believe it was that member of British royalty, Sir Mix-a-Lot, who said, “You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don’t lose that butt.”

Beyoncé’s ass should be a new unit of measure for economic activity.

A recent Metro study found that de-flopping incidents — when a person’s foot is rapidly evacuated from a flip-flop due to someone else stepping on the back of the flop whilst it is on the ground and their heel is in the air; in other words, they flop but don’t flip — are on the rise.

Sgt. Eugene Tackleberry of the Police Academy will come out of retirement.