Bless their hearts, I guess they didn’t actually understand what lesbians look like.

On a recent flight from Newark to Chicago, I witnessed a shoulder and back injury “competition” between an irritating plane passenger and a flight attendant over who should be lifting bags the least.

If Ricky Williams had played for the Dolphins last year, maybe they would have won a couple more games, the less-than-stellar Dave Wannstedt might still be coach, and Williams, who probably would have averaged thirty runs a game, would have sustained a heavy physical toll to help improve a team from awful to average.

“Four Brothers” summary: They killed mom. What a tragedy. Now let’s get helter skelter on those sons of bitches.

Why do you people keep breaking the card readers with this raggedy shit?