We parked our car with subtlety on a side street to avoid looking like candy carpetbaggers and proceeded to work the block.

Let’s return Chuck E. to his rightful place representing the teaching of unhealthy eating habits, glazed video game eyes, and the early addiction to the products of the Coca-Cola corporation.

Besides it’s ubiquity, I think one thing that makes McDonald’s a villain is it’s patronizing advertising. Their ads just try so damn hard to be down with you.

I’ll opt for military recruitment calls over molestation calls any day.

I dearly love the Bull City, but you wouldn’t see Raleigh or Chapel Hill losing their cool like that.