I can only imagine the havoc I’ll wreak if I really find religion some day.

There are enough commuter cars on the road to subconsciously send you into the normal “fill in the space” mode, but before you know it, you’re doing 80 because there are not enough cars to impede you.

A grotesque contortion affected by those who find their mobile telephony devices exciting yet technologically confounding, not to mention hard to read.

Chicken in, chicken out.

I must say, I am enjoying one feature of my new dishwasher over all the others. That is, that it does not attract ants. What a convenience!