Archive for August 2006

The Have-a-Head Game

Thursday, August 31st, 2006

Benji is in for a major a moment of omnivorous clarity when he realizes that the meat he constantly eats off a bone or in nugget form is the same feathered creature who has a head and “cluck clucks here” on Old MacDonald’s farm.

Saying hi was never so hard

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

The Overzealous Hi: They say hi to you on the way to brownies, on the way to the pizza, on the way to the condiments, and on the way to the Zuni Stew. The first hi is retroactive when remaining in close proximity to the person. Another is not necessary.

Oppressed iPod users

Thursday, August 24th, 2006

“You don’t like my iPod — get your bike off the sidewalk!!” I suggested to this punk ass iPod hater.

“Racial Survivor” projected to generate copious amount of bull excrement

Thursday, August 24th, 2006

Any and all conclusions regarding race drawn from the contrived environment of the “racial tribes” edition of CBS’ “Survivor” will be complete and utter caca del toro.

EZiety

Monday, August 21st, 2006

While approaching a toll booth for the first time with an EZPass…