The implication is that Benji’s request to eat a Tootsie Roll Pop before he eats his green beans is about as likely as one of us getting a million dollars. Sarcasm and analogy are a bit sophisticated for a three-year old, but we find the game entertaining.

Another question of mine, conjured in a moment of whimsical daydreaming, that has been rigorously answered and really beaten to a pulp by the Wikipedia collective.

Reflections of a father of a kid in potty training.

Donovan McNabb pukes on live television, in the middle of the field, due to the oppressive Miami weather. He takes a break for a play or two, puts his pukey helmet back on, and throws for a touchdown. Sweet.

“Non” from Superman II is so freakin’ awesome!