Our zombie homecoming queen…

The fact that there are Soylent Green-eaters out there who would actually pay $29.99 to celebrate their consumerism with a cutesy, plush version of their favorite branded treat notwithstanding, I began to quiz my son on the various name brands.

Surely RIM is doing tons of business in replacement units for Blackberries that went for a swim in the loo. Never before have the custodial technicians and the IT staff have to coordinate so often.

Now on my shit list: People who complain or gawk in shock at the length of the Honey Baked Ham line. Yes, we’re willing to wait in a line that goes around the corner on a frigid morning on the day before Thanksgiving, all for a damn ham. Get over it.
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The simple fact is that if you declare yourself to be “Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins” you’ve just jinxed the hell out of yourself.