“Ever since I’ve been the big Double, it’s been kinda bad / I sit and just listen to all the money that I had” - Double K of People Under The Stairs, from “The Dig” (2002).

How did months of potty training, which generally takes place in that symbol of modern civilization, the W.C., come together while taking a leak on the side of a highway?

While other restaurants waste money on high-tech intercom systems, Waffle House waitresses simply holler the orders at the cook who somehow manages to keep track of all of them in his head.

The smell of a freshly laser-printed page pales in comparison to the sweet old school odor of freshly run-off carbon paper, which kept my peers and I high throughout 3rd grade.

If the Gnarls Barkley grammy win prediction comes true in a few hours, I hereby claim all the credit for the album’s success.