“This dark diction has become America’s addiction” - Malik Yusef on Kanye West’s “Crack Music” (2005).

To the best of my knowledge, these poetic utterances are originals from my three-year-old.

I can’t stand toolbags who celebrate hitting a home run in a “no home run” league where it counts as an out.

My high school junior varsity coach felt that our team lacked proper respect for the privilege of paper cups. So he decreed that the team would share one cup.

I got desparate near the end of the mix, knowing that the wrong song would destroy the crucial last minutes of her workout.