I can safely report the that fat, half-injured, over-the-hill recreational softball player stereotype knows no racial boundaries.

“Our company’s internal wiki started out with good intentions, but now contains ninety percent wikirot.”

I like picturing a scenario where the Lost Boyz, streetwise entreprenuers that they are, hustled their way to some extra ends by hawking adult diapers via lyrical product placement.

Having just eaten a large slice of cookie cake at the mall food court, I was liable to break it down and do the Wop, the Smurf, or the Soulja Boy at any given moment.

Kanye West loves his own music and celebrates himself and his own cleverness. Deep down he cannot understand how everyone else could not love every beat he makes and bar he spits, if only we listened to it really carefully. If you’re a fan who loves hip hop music like he does, you should understand how he feels.