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In memoriam for that celebrity that died (6/29/09)
Wrath at endemic Metro euphemism (6/23/09)
Torture FAIL (5/3/09)
Suspicious Metro incident (4/8/09)
Excellent economic cadavers (3/27/09)
Chevy sucks (3/21/09)
Check the “Presidential Election Campaign Fund” box on your taxes (2/10/09)
Hustlin’ backwards (2/9/09)
I still love H.E.R. (part 2) (2/7/09)
Laundry limbo (1/18/09)
Bush’s last jabs (1/13/09)
Sneetch story (1/12/09)
All this hay (1/9/09)
Citizens on patrol (1/7/09)
Pizza Hut wizards’ latest (1/4/09)
Meta post — the shoe heard round the world (12/17/08)
Top 3 things on which I agree with Bush (12/16/08)
Cute happenings — the salad (12/15/08)
All-purpose joke for 2009 (12/8/08)
Words from the Genius (12/5/08)
Brushing my teeth at work (11/23/08)
Conditioned to pay $4 a gallon for gas (11/17/08)
Cute happenings — special request (11/12/08)
Ol’ Dirty live in Amsterdam (11/11/08)
Crazy stuff I tell my son (11/8/08)
ISO Tanya Morgan (10/9/08)
Warren Buffet (9/25/08)
How to catch a fly ball (9/22/08)
McCain’s town hall grudge (9/14/08)
Wacky super-collider scientists (9/8/08)
I’m from DC but I like the Cowboys (9/7/08)
Cute happenings — Miamis (9/6/08)
Break down the walls (was Re: FW: Sarah Palin) (9/5/08)
Deride this (9/4/08)
RWC wrap-up (Obama Chronicles #8) (9/1/08)
Unlimited possibilities (Target adventures #2) (8/29/08)
Junior Carlin (Target adventures #1) (8/28/08)
Dennis Kucinich vs Brother Ali (8/27/08)
First day of school (8/26/08)
Political litmus test (8/22/08)
Sweetest thing I’ve known (8/21/08)
F**k music (8/20/08)
Management position available — soul-lookers need not apply (8/18/08)
Port-o-pollution (Special Comment) (8/7/08)
Gnarls Barkley live! (8/6/08)
Twisted madness (7/31/08)
Strivin’ for perfection ever since I was a snot-nose (7/26/08)
10 great female singers in hip hop groups with dudes (7/23/08)
Ballfield talk (7/21/08)
5 awesome moments of hip hop innocence from Biz (7/17/08)
Four strikes you’re out (7/16/08)
Jared Fogle, disgusting human being (7/13/08)
Alternative to eating styrofoam (7/10/08)
Helms and personal politics (7/9/08)
Before you’re in the front row (6/27/08)
The truth lies (6/26/08)
Best headline ever (5/29/08)
McClellan pooh butt no longer? (5/28/08)
Monger impression (5/26/08)
Whose verse is the best — Mos, Talib, or Common? (5/23/08)
Crazy sports dads (5/17/08)
Small talk (5/16/08)
Confession (5/15/08)
Business of baseball (5/14/08)
The last word (5/7/08)
Favorite moment of Potter magical theory (5/5/08)
Another Wasted Night With… (Obama Chronicles #7) (5/3/08)
Skating again? (5/2/08)
Worst of North Carolina politrix (5/1/08)
Weenie itis (4/30/08)
Wedding official reality check (4/29/08)
Eye of the liger (4/28/08)
A death involved in their case (4/25/08)
Nate’s crazy seafood salad (4/21/08)
Most dangerous wrong-side Metro exit? (4/20/08)
Making peace with the Rhaphidophoridae (4/12/08)
Cake or pie? (4/11/08)
Proofiness (4/10/08)
Really Cool Presidential $ Widget (4/9/08)
Ode to not filling out a bracket (4/7/08)
What’s next for Jay & B (4/6/08)
“Fast food” vs “restaurant” (3/26/08)
Not dead yet (3/25/08)
Developmental milestones (3/21/08)
Taking calls from the salad bar (3/20/08)
Barack Obama speaks the truth (3/19/08)
Incredible Obama speech (3/18/08)
Don’t you know we need each other? (3/16/08)
Contrarian stockholder (3/14/08)
Would you please pass the jelly? (3/7/08)
Props to the cops (no joke!) (3/6/08)
Summer camp satirist (3/5/08)
Rakaa’s moral hierarchy (3/4/08)
Pre-March 4 Obama wrap-up (Obama Chronicles #6) (3/3/08)
Obama policy specifics (Obama Chronicles #5) (3/2/08)
Racial voting divide exaggerated (Obama Chronicles #4) (3/1/08)
Theories on most people (Obama Chronicles #3) (2/29/08)
“Whites will say racial equality is achieved” fallacy (Obama Chronicles #2) (2/28/08)
Working together not just for suckers anymore (Obama Chronicles #1) (2/27/08)
Its the equality, stupid (2/24/08)
Planted on the planet (2/22/08)
Blog to the future (2/21/08)
Mind of Matthews (2/14/08)
Cleaning out my pipes (1/22/08)
Bigger corn to shuck (1/3/08)
Navigating the pitfalls of bunking up (12/20/07)
Steroid baseball sucks and is not a compelling spectator sport (12/19/07)
Steroids in baseball: Give us the robot era already (12/13/07)
Lady Don’t Tek No (12/12/07)
Dippin’ grease (12/10/07)
Grease in the atomic void (12/6/07)
5 Awesomely Antisocial Songs About Alcoholism (12/5/07)
Roommates: the good, the bad, and the ugly (12/4/07)
Up next, a look back (12/3/07)
Pig latin communique compromised (12/2/07)
Favorite things (12/1/07)
King Kong cranium kicks (11/30/07)
Fly Thanksgiving background sounds (11/29/07)
Busdriver’s “RoadKillOvercoat” (11/28/07)
Web 2.0 looks a lot like Web 0.2 (11/27/07)
10 great 2007 releases available on eMusic (11/26/07)
Ultimate “name-letter effect” test case (11/25/07)
Hip podiatrists (11/20/07)
Juan Williams attacks poor black people, again (11/16/07)
Twittering politrix and the Dem debate (11/15/07)
TMZ suddenly interesting as they destroy Jan Adams (11/14/07)
Buy my way to heaven (11/13/07)
I still love H.E.R. (hip hop) (11/8/07)
Deep dish (11/6/07)
Why isn’t God the pilot (10/15/07)
5 foolproof ways to avoid traffic when traveling out of DC (10/13/07)
Shut your cakehole and drive (10/4/07)
Desegregating softball (9/27/07)
Wikirot (9/25/07)
More misheard hip hop lyrics (9/21/07)
Freak on a leash (9/20/07)
How to enjoy Kanye West (do you love the music but think he’s an arrogant prick?) (9/19/07)
Good being a garbage man (9/18/07)
Ool (8/30/07)
5 pleasant suprises at the office (8/27/07)
Scumbag DVD producers (8/19/07)
Rabbit workout plan (8/16/07)
Bush’s lobotomy — top 5 reasons Karl Rove resigned (8/13/07)
12 hip hop artists poppin’ in 2007 (8/11/07)
He don’t work here no more (8/1/07)
Coffee confessions (7/27/07)
Iraq gets worse (7/26/07)
Vote you off the isthmus (7/19/07)
Anvil-to-the-head epiphany (7/18/07)
Metro fare card safety tip (7/9/07)
Rotting salmon politics (6/27/07)
Thomas recall (6/27/07)
5 more out-of-print hip hop albums that I demand be reissued immediately (6/25/07)
Banana emptor (6/14/07)
Nate on the mic rev 2 (6/7/07)
Signs (6/5/07)
Outfield surprise (5/31/07)
Less home runs, more hitting with the pitch (5/28/07)
Hip hop mainstream moment #4080 (5/23/07)
Target’s many hustles (5/19/07)
16 bars I’m feeling (5/17/07)
Happy food (5/10/07)
Youth, power, and wisdom in hip hop; no patience for Imus (4/19/07)
2 poems by a 3-year-old (4/12/07)
5 softball pet peeves (4/10/07)
Best baseball coach idea ever (4/3/07)
Adventures on the virtual wheels of steel (4/1/07)
Podblocker (3/16/07)
Bun chunk cheese (3/15/07)
Top 10 rationalizations not to give to panhandlers (3/13/07)
Head down studying my music like Schroeder (2/27/07)
Potty training in the switchgrass (2/20/07)
Give me waffles or give me death (2/15/07)
5 wonderful office smells (2/12/07)
A moment for me and Gnarls Barkley (2/11/07)
Cultural learnings of “Grey’s Anatomy” (2/10/07)
Making my taxes more interesting (2/5/07)
Trial of Cheney (2/2/07)
Anti-war rally wrap-up (1/29/07)
Teaching daddy (1/18/07)
Tossed Iraqi cookies (1/17/07)
Manly things part 2 (1/10/07)
10 out-of-print hip hop albums that I demand be reissued immediately (1/4/07)
Olive Garden cha cha cha (12/16/06)
Everything you never wanted to know about Taco Bell (12/14/06)
Favorite Benji moments (12/13/06)
Genuine Pho (12/5/06)
Music industry obstruction (12/4/06)
Zombie homecoming queen (haiku) (11/30/06)
Soda marketer’s worst nightmare (11/29/06)
Blackberry dingleberry (11/28/06)
Hammin’ it up (11/22/06)
Permanent Republican majority (11/11/06)
Bad name like Dick Butkis part 2 (11/10/06)
Kid talking points (11/6/06)
Brownbag (11/3/06)
I want (10/31/06)
Paper airplane and the Wikipedia collective (10/30/06)
Human sniff (10/26/06)
NFL Jackass (10/22/06)
Twelve better reasons why I grew a beard (10/18/06)
The moment I’m dying to see on VH1’s “Hip Hop Honors” (10/17/06)
If you ain’t got the clientele, say hell no (10/12/06)
Leftover leftover mash-ups (10/11/06)
Top six beard comments (10/6/06)
Hip hop inspires me to try new foods (10/2/06)
Easy racial classifications (9/28/06)
I own my hand (9/27/06)
Morbid Croc Hunter reflections (9/26/06)
Lively wine “Flavor” brims with zesty foot aroma (9/25/06)
Mark Burnett and crew are total ass clown toolbags (9/24/06)
iScrobbler fails to post from iPod to last.fm when iTunes 7 installed (9/24/06)
Joke retirement — Hamburger Helper (9/22/06)
Four dead rappers who I saw perform live (9/20/06)
Another celebrity marriage jumps the shark (9/18/06)
Funk in the trunk (9/17/06)
Beachberries (9/15/06)
How to bribe a college student (9/12/06)
Cute happenings — self-tickle (9/5/06)
To all the video game girls I’ve loved before (9/4/06)
Cute happenings — wiper-arms (9/3/06)
All your school needs (9/2/06)
MTV VMA 2006 impressions (9/1/06)
The Have-a-Head Game (8/31/06)
Saying hi was never so hard (8/30/06)
Oppressed iPod users (8/24/06)
“Racial Survivor” projected to generate copious amount of bull excrement (8/24/06)
EZiety (8/21/06)
Bollocks! Where is my old school TLC? (8/16/06)
Bulletproof repeatable process (8/11/06)
Best spam subject yet (8/9/06)
Less Flav was more (8/9/06)
Sneezebrush (8/7/06)
Software that gives me warm fuzzies — BackupBuddy (8/7/06)
“Lift the hose” move (8/3/06)
Why I love Orange Alert (8/1/06)
Frankenstein Mobile (7/27/06)
Why unintentionally gay hip hop lyrics are funny (7/27/06)
Inside (the elevator) voice (7/26/06)
Interweb human potential (7/25/06)
Fat, not pregnant (7/21/06)
Haiku restaurant review - Dheli Dhaba (7/12/06)
Haiku restaurant review — Potbelly (7/11/06)
Haiku restaurant review — Cafe Asia (7/11/06)
MSNBC: All prisoners and pedophiles, all the time (7/7/06)
Awkward lyrical moments (7/7/06)
Joke retirements — Here, kitty kitty (7/7/06)
Real “super” father (warning: “Superman” spoilers) (7/6/06)
Four “smart computer” building blocks that already exist (7/1/06)
Bill Brewster (6/27/06)
Lupe Fiasco’s “Kick Push” (2006) (6/24/06)
Patterns from chaos (6/23/06)
Stolen VA laptop — praying for ignorance (6/20/06)
Drive a mile over a pedestrian’s shoe (6/20/06)
Metro frenemies (6/20/06)
Toilet names #4 (6/20/06)
School better than sleep (6/17/06)
Toilet names #3 (6/16/06)
Three? Oh. (6/15/06)
Toilet names #2 (6/13/06)
Toilet names #1 (6/13/06)
Very nice frame! (6/8/06)
Bridge to nowhere (6/8/06)
Welcome to the jungle (6/6/06)
Metro fact #16 - Metro tools (6/2/06)
Star student speaks (6/1/06)
Life lesson from Ice Cube (6/1/06)
Nate’s music habit (5/29/06)
Wolverine slashes Silver Surfer to pieces (5/28/06)
Get familiar with Gnarls Barkley (5/26/06)
Vowel foul (5/26/06)
One shiny moment (5/26/06)
Watching “American Idol” was all worth it for this moment (5/24/06)
Word twofers (5/24/06)
“You got a bad name like Dick Butkis” (5/23/06)
Finest moment (5/23/06)
Life in line (5/20/06)
The worst a man can get (5/19/06)
Manly frozen dinners (5/19/06)
Dented bat redux (5/18/06)
Adulthood (5/18/06)
Sharp dressed drone (5/17/06)
Windows sons me again (5/17/06)
A simple game (5/16/06)
Dilemma for rational sports minds (5/16/06)
Redundant telecommunications network (5/16/06)
Axis of evil ACTIVATE! (5/14/06)
“Sopranos” fender bender (5/14/06)
Traffic is a beast (5/14/06)
People’s busyness (5/11/06)
True financial optimism (4/28/06)
Beltway chortles (4/27/06)
Toddler shoe wormhole (4/27/06)
Hits from the Bell (4/26/06)
Power of Internet-connected losers (4/26/06)
My way can take the highway (4/25/06)
Hearing loss humor (4/24/06)
Deep homeowner thoughts #3 — rubbish reflections (4/16/06)
Confusion and delay (4/16/06)
Party like a three-year-old (4/8/06)
Deep softball thoughts amidst goose excrement (4/6/06)
Say anything (4/6/06)
Genius of Das EFX (4/4/06)
Waiting room hustle (3/30/06)
Stand up for your meaningless beliefs (3/22/06)
Soda can pressure (3/20/06)
My job counting screws (3/20/06)
Picture me rollin’ (3/15/06)
Major League Baseball — what’s the point? (3/13/06)
Calvin’s promotion (3/9/06)
Shriveled balls (3/9/06)
Cat herding moratorium (3/6/06)
Loser table (2/28/06)
Shaaaady Grove (2/28/06)
Pretend this is “Glamour” (2/27/06)
Myriad of milestones (2/27/06)
Cokehead kids (2/24/06)
Privacy laugh test (2/24/06)
Do the no-man (2/23/06)
Nate on the mic (2/23/06)
Forehead vein-busting growls (2/17/06)
Super human (2/17/06)
Hey young world (2/12/06)
Real spit (2/8/06)
Chair-parsley (2/7/06)
Mail stop (2/3/06)
The “White Privilege” card (2/2/06)
Inverse proportions of another man’s shoes (2/1/06)
Position of power (1/28/06)
Loogiephobia (1/28/06)
New ways to make class interesting (1/26/06)
I miss sports (1/26/06)
Insensitive white male (Alito) (1/25/06)
Vintage review — O.C.’s “Jewelz” (1/24/06)
Elevatiquette (1/24/06)
Twelve flashers (1/23/06)
Tale of the burnt popcorn (1/18/06)
Intendo tapes (1/18/06)
Misunderstood rappers #1 (1/18/06)
Verbal skillz (1/14/06)
A flame to my dog (1/14/06)
Glop guy (1/11/06)
Toilets are operational (1/7/06)
Cute story #673 — Synonyms (1/4/06)
Knees will flop (1/4/06)
Final frontier (12/30/05)
Fastest commute of the year (12/30/05)
Cell Phone Screwface (12/28/05)
Chicken in (12/28/05)
Ant apocalypse (12/27/05)
Cheney advocates CIA exemption for Unforgivable Curses (12/21/05)
“Gary The Heating Technician” fan club (12/20/05)
Four packs a day (12/17/05)
Chicken wars (12/13/05)
Postmodern killin’ (12/13/05)
Tip me, now (12/13/05)
Doogie Howser’s blog (12/13/05)
“Collectible” toy pressure (12/13/05)
Stinky meat (12/13/05)
Reminiscing on The Shot (12/13/05)
Wu-Tang visits the City Of Medicine (11/29/05)
Mean boys (11/29/05)
Joking but serious (11/29/05)
Breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack — it’s whatever (11/28/05)
Latest Pizza Hut breakthrough (11/28/05)
Silica Gel — DO eat (11/23/05)
In the pocket (11/22/05)
You’ll need at least a 28.8 modem (11/22/05)
The Subterranean Guide to Hip Hop (11/22/05)
Love on the dance floor (11/22/05)
New computer smell (11/17/05)
Pee pee heads (11/17/05)
Vibe Awards & Michael Rappaport (11/16/05)
Deep bathroom thoughts (11/15/05)
Metro prayer (11/11/05)
Little people (11/10/05)
Another one bites the dust (11/8/05)
Memory cards (11/5/05)
Gimme Some Candy (10/31/05)
Chuck E. goes AWOL (10/29/05)
Nobody’s “Calvin” (10/19/05)
Two phone freaks (10/19/05)
A glut of Nordstrom (10/19/05)
The spaces inbetween (10/18/05)
Net’s killer app killing me (10/6/05)
Caffeine consumption causes pissing match over Babylonian astrology (10/5/05)
“Best Of Long-ass Old School” mix (10/4/05)
While I’m ahead (10/3/05)
Instant urban legend, just add water (9/28/05)
Taco Hell freezes over (9/27/05)
Go to the office (9/27/05)
Anti-war, part 3 (9/22/05)
Baby to big boy (9/22/05)
Taco Bell combo proof (9/22/05)
Raggin’ and eating Taco Bell on your wedding day (9/19/05)
Adventures in vending (9/19/05)
Anti-war, part 2 (9/18/05)
Anti-war photos, part 1 (9/18/05)
Post-yuppie bachelor weekend (9/17/05)
Class clowning (9/14/05)
Cursing aspirations (9/14/05)
LL eschews hat (9/14/05)
Whatever works (9/13/05)
We like the Moon (9/13/05)
Robbie Analog (9/12/05)
Communication 2.0 (9/12/05)
Heck of a job, Brownie (9/10/05)
Car body language (9/9/05)
Children who frighten me (9/9/05)
Hawaiian shirt day (9/9/05)
Wombat problem (9/9/05)
Big government: You know you love it (9/8/05)
Guest blog free-for-all (9/7/05)
New New Orleans (9/7/05)
Katrina armchair quarterback notebook (9/7/05)
One’s hurricane (9/6/05)
Leadership (9/5/05)
The worst in people (9/1/05)
Racial fears prove a distraction in Katrina relief (8/31/05)
Off the books this year (8/31/05)
Let the other father pay, tee hee hee (8/29/05)
Biggie R.I.P.; Surprising lack of lip syncers; Fake beef (8/28/05)
Improbability drive (8/28/05)
Unlode Kurt (8/28/05)
Sounds of science (8/28/05)
“Geek” blogs; Wood control (8/27/05)
Unlikely blog post #5 (8/26/05)
Unlikely blog post #4 (8/26/05)
Unlikely blog post #3 (8/26/05)
Unlikely blog post #2 (8/26/05)
Unlikely blog post #1 (8/26/05)
A2G challenge (8/26/05)
Real rednecks (8/25/05)
Respect (8/25/05)
Travelling light (8/25/05)
First Metro commute (8/23/05)
Its all good (8/23/05)
Read more poetry (8/23/05)
What I learned in Humanities (8/22/05)
Redneck drowns while assaulting surfer just off NC coast (8/22/05)
News wrap up; Deep travel thoughts; Demise of XXL (8/13/05)
CVS taunts me (8/10/05)
Left-leaning libation (8/9/05)
Olive Oyl’s number one sailor (8/9/05)
Phun with diversity (7/29/05)
Irritating passenger blog revenge (7/27/05)
Ricky is rational (well, rational enough) (7/26/05)
Simple righteous killing (7/26/05)
Raggedy Ann rides the Metro (7/26/05)
Cellulaser 2k (7/25/05)
Deep office thoughts — nasty bathrooms (7/25/05)
Metro fact #15 - nut crunch (7/25/05)
Handicapped menace (7/19/05)
Weather harass (7/19/05)
Respect for pristine bathrooms (7/15/05)
“Diggin’ The Crates Vol. 3″ — wrong track listing (7/14/05)
Racial thought process (7/14/05)
Sheep bus transfers (7/12/05)
Delivery bus (7/12/05)
Metro seating tips (7/12/05)
Other People’s Projects (7/11/05)
Fertilize those eggs I said! (7/10/05)
Baby gains 1000 experience points (7/9/05)
Device dweeb (7/8/05)
Feel-bad ads (7/8/05)
Suspicious activity (7/7/05)
Bathroom bravado (7/7/05)
Googlotard (7/7/05)
Fatherly grousing (7/7/05)
Cuisine envy (7/6/05)
Deep homeowner thought #2 — cycle of life (7/6/05)
Deep homeowner thought #1 — trash can dilemma (7/6/05)
“Such an amazing experience!!” blather reality show contestants (7/5/05)
Warning!!! Important!!! (De-flop addendum) (7/5/05)
about: Organic Electricity (7/4/05)
Dog action photography (7/4/05)
Political intercourse (7/4/05)
Calming effects of ice cream (7/4/05)
Australian narcoleptics (7/4/05)
My son, a Chairman Kaga in training (7/1/05)
Quit pissing people off (7/1/05)
Let’s make “Hell to the no” happen (6/30/05)
More booty banter (BET Awards recap) (6/29/05)
Beyoncé ass status report (6/28/05)
Metro fact #14 (6/28/05)
Po-po vs the sharks (6/27/05)
Those damn pieces of paper (6/16/05)
Multitasking pickup artist (6/16/05)
The advantage of me (6/16/05)
A face like a dog (6/15/05)
Beach diary (6/14/05)
Extremely foul balls (6/3/05)
My two dads (6/1/05)
Sports notebook (5/31/05)
There’s no tissue in baseball (5/26/05)
The wife I’m seeing (5/24/05)
Back in the day (5/24/05)
Email printing man (5/24/05)
Look at my crotch… look at it!!! (5/24/05)
If they mated (5/20/05)
Alias (5/20/05)
Pardon me, an ode to your odor (5/20/05)
Slim Sullen (5/19/05)
Employee mooching deemed threat to homeland security (5/18/05)
Belay the bullshit bingo (5/18/05)
Love is rolling over without taking all the covers (5/14/05)
Status report for 2004 (5/12/05)
Wireless notebook (5/11/05)
Frenemies (5/10/05)
Its all fun and games until… (5/6/05)
Priceless lunch (5/6/05)
Office worker donation tax (5/6/05)
Paulatrocious (5/5/05)
Pizza eating family (5/4/05)
“Hitchiker’s” character to which I most relate (5/1/05)
Map Sites: The good, the bad, and the confusing (4/28/05)
San Francisco trip memories, day one (4/27/05)
No risk ass (4/27/05)
A moment devoid of multitasking (4/26/05)
Metro tip for the slightly deranged (4/25/05)
Glory of the real estate (4/22/05)
Hey ya (4/22/05)
Metro geek squad (4/22/05)
I’m a ped and I’m X-ing (4/21/05)
Pink, the new mauve (4/21/05)
Manly things (4/20/05)
Crazy pitches never work in slow pitch (4/20/05)
Another refurb clunker (4/20/05)
Commuter alert (4/19/05)
Boarder rebellion (4/19/05)
Its official (4/18/05)
Sorry, Whodini (4/18/05)
Odoriferous emanations (4/18/05)
Pressed beef (4/18/05)
The lazy ass chef (4/17/05)
Smelling the flowers (4/16/05)
Diaper changing song (4/16/05)
Metro musician review (4/15/05)
Different race, same lost tourists (4/15/05)
The sickness (4/14/05)
More poster piffle (4/13/05)
Poo poo hands (4/13/05)
Metro fact #13 (4/12/05)
Softball psychology (4/12/05)
The ubiquitous “S-Curl” poster (4/11/05)
Handy guide to Metro elevator operation (4/8/05)
Friday fingernails (4/8/05)
Exceptions to the rules (4/8/05)
Microsoft’s handy guide to MP3 players (4/7/05)
Thousands of fanny packs (4/6/05)
Tossed UNC cookies (4/6/05)
The peppy HR grim reaper (4/6/05)
Rolling with fam (4/5/05)
Commuting chronicles (4/5/05)
Metro confessions #4 (3/25/05)
Advice for the elderly (3/24/05)
Umpire zen (3/24/05)
Once an umpire, always a blind idiot “blue” (3/24/05)
You’ve got a friend on Metro (3/24/05)
Metro fact #12 (3/24/05)
Metro confession #3 (3/23/05)
Escalator existentialism (3/23/05)
Chronic loser (3/23/05)
The Metro chronicles (3/23/05)
Game polluters (3/23/05)
Potty talk (3/22/05)
Metro confessions #2, addendum (3/22/05)
Metro confessions #2 (3/22/05)
Metro confessions #1 (3/22/05)
Ode to a laser printer (3/21/05)
Bus V.I.P (3/21/05)
Metro theme music (3/21/05)
Cutting edge phone greetings (3/21/05)
Fire sparks confessions of a class clown (3/20/05)
Bob’s chili recipe (3/19/05)
Rap-ruh-ruh-rap, rap is outta control (3/19/05)
Run a mile with a racist (3/19/05)
Ultimate desert island CD (3/19/05)
Core dump (3/18/05)
Rum, Pepsi, chicken, and broccoli (3/18/05)
Sneaky hot (3/18/05)
Metro fact #11 (3/17/05)
This is madness (3/17/05)
Culture clash (3/17/05)
Ascent into chaos (3/17/05)
Lunch at Chotchke’s (3/17/05)
Skinny heffers (3/16/05)
Nanny’s greatest hit (3/16/05)
Metro fact #10 (3/16/05)
Freedom consumers (3/15/05)
Pantalones en la noche (3/15/05)
Metro speak — code purple purple (3/15/05)
Metro speak — train will not be stopping (3/15/05)
Metro politrix (3/15/05)
Reclaim your manhood in Victoria’s Secret (3/15/05)
Metro report card (3/14/05)
Metro fact #9 (3/14/05)
Simpsons-style mob forms in Atlanta (3/14/05)
Metro rider rationalizes her bad behavior (3/14/05)
Alcoholism is hilarious (3/13/05)
Metro fact #9 (3/11/05)
Worst Metro cursing ever (3/11/05)
Express vs Examiner (3/11/05)
Beat your ass off the island, part deux (3/11/05)
iPod rotation - k-os (3/11/05)
Metro fact #7 (3/10/05)
Metro fact #6 (3/10/05)
A note on the upcoming softball season (3/10/05)
Metro facts interlude (3/9/05)
Metro fact #5 (3/9/05)
Beat your ass off the island (3/9/05)
Cold as a text message breakup (3/9/05)
NYC Office Of Pest Control lacks phone book (3/8/05)
Sophisticated mic pros (3/8/05)
Metro fact #4 (3/8/05)
Metro fact #3 (3/8/05)
Exclusive: Walk Walker script (3/8/05)
Metro fact #2 (3/7/05)
Metro fact #1 (3/7/05)
Date with a rat (3/6/05)
So wat cha sayin? (3/6/05)
Its logic, as long as its somebody that’s in my clique (3/6/05)